The Vaseline Escapade

One night during the holiday season, the Biggest Loser finale was on tv. I wanted to watch it really bad -- without interruption!! So, I fixed a wonderful huge dinner for my husband and brother-in-law and said, "please, please watch Jeremy so I can sit and watch this show." 

They wanted to play video games so they took Jeremy into our bedroom so he could play in there. 

I did not get to watch without interruption. 

Several times, they let Jeremy out of the room so he could come talk to me, or show me something . . . anything . . . because he was bored. 

The final straw was when Jeremy came out of the bedroom holding a Vaseline container. I jumped up and yelled for Justin to "come here right now!" This is what we saw:

                                                                   all in his hair!
                                                                   covering his neck                                                             and gobs of it on his legs!

What's worse is that Justin and Jacob had NO IDEA that he had even been in the Vaseline and they were sitting not three feet away from him!! Jeremy had even touched Justin's bare leg with his slimy hand and Justin hadn't paid any thought to that either!!!! 

Ahhh . . . . men . . . and the little boys who grow up to be just like them!!!