Mommy Mayhem

Jeremy (in time-out) "Mommy, can I sing a naughty song?"

Me: "Yes."

Jeremy: "I can't sing nice songs, just the naughty ones."

Me: "Okay."

Jeremy: "When you hurt somebody, you have to go in time out.

when you throw something at somebody . . .

if you don't share with somebody . . .

when you're naughty, you have to go in time out.

When you're nasty, you go in time-ooooooooout."

**mumblings I couldn't make out**

"Mommy, can I sing the itsy bitsy spider song?"