"What do you have?"

All was too quiet in the house . . . so I looked for Jeremy and found him by the tv.  

"What's in your hand?"

Ah. He found the thong pantyliners I keep in my underwear drawer.

It became an arm shield 

. . . and a blindfold.

"Hi Mommy!"

It came to it's final resting place on my mirror. Until I threw it away.